Lidu Oil Booster + Haifu Water Glue

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Wa!!!!

This seems like a heck of a lot of trouble to go to just to try to play a little old game of world class let it all hang out offensive ping pong (is there any other kind?).

After you apply the Lidu Oil Booster to your rubber and let it dome, which I presume takes some time, and then the Haifu Water Glue, which is also going to take a while (whew!) how much time are you going to have left to practice?

Dang. No wonder it's become necessary to begin training at around three years of age if in addition to learning how to perfect your serve, footwork, safe push return, counter, loop, Chiquita (strawberry optional), Bobrow lob (also optional, but useful in a pinch), and palm wipe win or lose (did I mention CHOOOOO!!!!!, optional but possibly helpful if you're an excitable prodigy), it's now become necessary to master the arcana of boosting and gluing with whatever boosting oil and glue supplement fills the bill for the changing times.
 
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