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      Well you could wear your Donic shirt on the...

      Well you could wear your Donic shirt on the weekend as long as you are under 50 (see Rule 8)..
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      Or you could have five different shirts each with...

      Or you could have five different shirts each with 20 rules. One for every day of the week!
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      Obey the Rules!

      Obey the Rules!
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      Carl these and other transgressions are why Ba'al...

      Carl these and other transgressions are why Ba'al has spoken. Finally.

      How many times must we find a table covered with someone else's sweat? How many times should we forced to behold 58 year...
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      You must meditate on this. One hand clapping...

      You must meditate on this. One hand clapping etc. Better yet go work on your footwork or your short game.
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      Bryan. Please do not tempt the Table Tennis...

      Bryan. Please do not tempt the Table Tennis gods. Obviously there can be only 100 rules. In this case Rule 6 applies. Sit down or play but make up your mind..
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      Rule 100. There is no rule 88. This a mystery...

      Rule 100. There is no rule 88. This a mystery to contemplate. The Table Tennis gods do not reveal all. Rather the Truth is there for you to discover. How? You are required to train hard, behave...
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      Rules 32 and 43 also. Together with 51, a Pong...

      Rules 32 and 43 also. Together with 51, a Pong High Magistrate would easily INFER a corollary that condemns the Dunning- Kruger effect in TT forums.
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      Rule 51 specifically deals with that.

      Rule 51 specifically deals with that.
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      Rule 99. Only the Table Tennis gods know what...

      Rule 99. Only the Table Tennis gods know what blade FZD actually uses and this knowledge is not comprehensible by the human intellect. In fact it is in a state of quantum indeterminacy, rather like...
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      Rule 97. You are not allowed to call "ex post...

      Rule 97. You are not allowed to call "ex post facto" lets. You are required to call them immediately at the time of the disturbance, usually a ball from another court. If you keep playing and lose...
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      No doubt in my mind this is true. I made that...

      No doubt in my mind this is true. I made that comment in 2017 after I saw him play doubles in person at the WTTC in Germany. I hadn't counted the titles, it was just watching how he dominated...
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      96. You are not allowed to bring highly fragrant...

      96. You are not allowed to bring highly fragrant and particular foods -- e.g. surstromming, choudoufu, or durian fruit -- to the closed confines of a table tennis club.
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      Rule 95. You are not allowed to retreat to the...

      Rule 95. You are not allowed to retreat to the barriers and "lob for show" on the last point of a lopsided match unless you are are a professional player. See also Rules 2, 7 and 8.
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      Sounds shady to me.

      Sounds shady to me.
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      Rule 94. You may not pass gas in the vicinity...

      Rule 94.

      You may not pass gas in the vicinity of other players or close to the end of a game just prior to changing sides.
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      Bryan, while your knowledge is extensive, I have...

      Bryan, while your knowledge is extensive, I have to remind you that we don't play in the wind. However......
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      Zaid, clearly you are one of the illuminati of...

      Zaid, clearly you are one of the illuminati of table tennis. However, the complete rule is as follows:

      Rule 92. You are not allowed to take your frustrations out on your equipment anywhere ...
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      Rule 91. Stop beating yourself.

      Rule 91. Stop beating yourself.
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      Not when you breathe it.

      Not when you breathe it.
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      Danny Seemiller still uses a BH serve pretty...

      Danny Seemiller still uses a BH serve pretty effectively. And of course there is that very strange thing Dima does.
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      Rule 83 should suffice.

      Rule 83 should suffice.
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      Rule 90. Flash photography in a table tennis...

      Rule 90. Flash photography in a table tennis venue is absolutely forbidden and warrants immediate ejection. You are required to inform friends and family of this since, since whilst it might seem to...
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      Bryan that is excellent and it augurs well for...

      Bryan that is excellent and it augurs well for your future enlightenment. As you wrote it, though, the rule was incomplete.

      Rule 89. A player is not allowed to bounce the ball more than three...
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      Perhaps a glance at the material data safety...

      Perhaps a glance at the material data safety sheets (MDS) for cyanoacrylate glue might change your mind.
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