The Advanced Response Blade - The Future of Table Tennis Now! - by Anthony.R.Brown

UpSideDownCarl · Jan 14, 2016

Damion said:
The Users have made the Bed!...

News travels the World fast! Chinese Table Tennis clubs rush to put Massive orders in for the (Advanced Response Blade) before the 2016 Games Rio Brazil.

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That is pretty funny. But with such high comedy and no substantial content, all you could possibly get is comedy.

But, did I tell you, I have a new blade design out that is even better than the ARB. This is the REAL Loop-Hold blade that the CNT is lining up to use:

Lots of whipping action from the loop.

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TTFrenzy · Jan 14, 2016

the ARB dude has obviously no life. this is not even trolling nor comedy to my eyes. its severe brain damage

Anders · Jan 14, 2016

Damion said:
The Users have made the Bed!...

News travels the World fast! Chinese Table Tennis clubs rush to put Massive orders in for the (Advanced Response Blade) before the 2016 Games Rio Brazil.

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And now he's starting to make his own jokes xD Jesus, this is hillarious!

SpinWins · Jan 14, 2016

It's sad because all he has to do is post his TT ranking and video of his skill using the purse and instead of doing that, he keep dodging the request over and over.

Some people are very insecure and the reality they make in their own head to compensate bleeds over into real life. We see this happening here.

TTFrenzy · Jan 14, 2016

SpinWins said:
It's sad because all he has to do is post his TT ranking and video of his skill using the purse and instead of doing that, he keep dodging the request over and over.

Some people are very insecure and the reality they make in their own head to compensate bleeds over into real life. We see this happening here.

lol that was 100 % spot on. you should be a psychologist

UpSideDownCarl · Jan 14, 2016

Come on guys. This is much easier than your making it. Here: NextLevel really gave all the pertinent information quite directly.

NextLevel said:
He's played with it just as much as you have, that's for sure .

This thread is going to be epic!

If you missed it, NextLevel is pretty clear in stating that I have played with the Loop-Hold blade just as much as the man behind the comedy.

Also, here:

NextLevel said:
Once you know he is a troll, 99% of the effect is gone. And as long as he is not ambushing innocent members, all is well. I mean, look at the last post - it's a hoot. And on that, I am with Carl.

So, if he doesn't have the blade himself, and I've used it as much as he has, how could he show us a video?

Oh, wait, here is a video of this amazing blade in action; I just found it:

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Damion · Jan 14, 2016

UpSideDownCarl said:
That is pretty funny. But with such high comedy and no substantial content, all you could possibly get is comedy.

But, did I tell you, I have a new blade design out that is even better than the ARB. This is the REAL Loop-Hold blade that the CNT is lining up to use:

Lots of whipping action from the loop.

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Yep! Just as I thought! you have brought a load of Old Baggage with you from a previous life ? to this Forum!

UpSideDownCarl · Jan 14, 2016

Damion said:
Yep! Just as I thought! you have brought a load of Old Baggage with you from a previous life ? to this Forum!

Hahaha. Nice one. Old baggage. LOL.

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Der_Echte · Jan 14, 2016

Rick, you simply do NOT know that WMD that is resting inside that hot lookin' Nexy bat case.

ttmonster · Jan 15, 2016

Damion said:
previous life

.. so you believe in reincarnation ? I guess you think you are the reincarnation of somebody great and people are too stupid to understand your greatness !! We bow before your super intelligence , almighty !!
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.
.Now show us the video of your greatness playing with your your purse please

TurboZ · Jan 15, 2016

Now I get the logic behind all this loop hold thingy and why it is the future king. Player can start training this grip at the very early age of 6 months rather than 6 years old. That gives you a clear head start advantage over other grips. No wonder pen/chopstick grip is going extinct!

Baal · Jan 15, 2016

Here in Texas it has been said that if you wrestle with a pig the only thing that happens is you get muddy and the pig likes it.

Damion · Jan 15, 2016

Baal said:
Here in Texas it has been said that if you wrestle with a pig the only thing that happens is you get muddy and the pig likes it.

And the Reason there is a shortage of Woman!

SpinWins · Jan 15, 2016

You clearly have never been to TX.

Rayeez · Jan 15, 2016

And here's a picture of him using very recently.

They say it took years off his age, he also stated wasn't sure how to hold it, so he used the force.
He said so in an exclusive interview with Table Tennis News Of The World Daily Express, just yesterday.
Full article coming soon.

Damion · Jan 16, 2016

TurboZ said:
Now I get the logic behind all this loop hold thingy and why it is the future king. Player can start training this grip at the very early age of 6 months rather than 6 years old. That gives you a clear head start advantage over other grips. No wonder pen/chopstick grip is going extinct!

How did you manage to find an early age Photo of Me! ?

Damion · Jan 17, 2016

Fred Perry (England) The First English World Table Tennis Champion (1929 - Budapest)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Perry

The Advanced Response Blade (Loop-Hold) will bring it back Home!

UpSideDownCarl · Jan 25, 2017

Here. For the guys arguing that they don't need to see EmRatThich play or coach: perhaps you should have a look at this product. ????

Tinykin · Jan 25, 2017

Oh noooo!
Is he back again?
This explains a lot and it is clever, you got to hand it to him

Suga D · Jan 25, 2017

UpSideDownCarl said:
Here. For the guys arguing that they don't need to see EmRatThich play or coach: perhaps you should have a look at this product. ????

I knew NL would like this!
[Emoji23]

But again:
Making someone "lose his face" can be pretty dangerous in certain areas of this lovely planet!
One just doesn't do this!

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