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Would you go out of your way to buy a box of breakfast cereal that said it was Kellogg's Cornflakes but the packaging was fake and the product was an imitation and not even close to as good and you didn't know what company actually made the product.
Russell is describing a clone, not a fake. Those Safeway brand cornflakes that taste the same but are cheaper? Think of it as being like a Xiom Stradivarius or a Baum Espirit, or whichever Yinhe blade people think is most like a TBS, or maybe a Double Day ALC, or even a composite 729 blade. Or like back when Nittaku 3-star celluloid balls from China were just rebadged DHS balls.
So let's make the fake analogy more accurate.
Imagine that instead of corn, the box you bought with Kellog's labeling had flakes that actually were made of 50% sawdust and tasted terrible. Imagine also that the counterfeiters had manufactured enough of this stuff that there was a reasonable chance that every convenience store and small supermarket that sold the Kellog's flakes at a discount was actually selling these awful tasting counterfeit boxes of cornflakes. Imagine that this had become a sufficient problem that somewhere on the internet, on a cornflakes blog (which for all I know really exists) there are constant threads advising readers on on how to identify boxes containing fake cornflakes, and maybe whether or not they make you sick. Meanwhile, the people running the counterfeit scam in China are making money off selling this garbage. Maybe some of the other stuff they counterfeit is poisonous, you're not really sure.
Just add for sake of completeness that some little imbecile comes along to defend the counterfeiters selling flakes containing sawdust because they are supposedly fighting for the little people against giant corrupt corporations! Arguing also that because somewhere in Saigon some poor child wants to have actual Kellog's cornflakes but can't afford it, that it would be ok if the child eats sawdust instead -- just as long as the box says Kellog's. Imagine also that the kid could actually have the Safeway flakes that are actually corn at a price he could afford.
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