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We all know someone in table tennis like this right?
1) We all know a player who:
Buys every table tennis blade and rubber under the sun but still cannot choose what to use! Just pick one set up and go with it!!! One week they're using an offensive plus blade with tenergy the next they're using a hardbat with long pimples, don't worry though this new setups definitely the one. That is of course until the next week when they try their team mates new bat...
2) We all know a player who:
Complains about everything when they play badly. They come up with every excuse possible other then it just being their fault of course. If it’s not their bat, it’s the ball, it’s the table, it's the lights, it's the venue etc.. The list just goes on and on. To be fair to them though, that slight breeze coming from under the door about 5 tables down from where they're playing that they felt at 2 all in the first set is definitely why they lost.
3) We all know a player who:
Celebrates over excessively or goes absolutely nuts after they win a big point.
Photo by: Lawrence Lustig
4) We all know a player who:
Always has some sort of injury or illness that they make sure everyone knows about before they start playing. Weird how If they win they've suddenly made a miraculous recovery. Problem is if they lose the next match all the symptoms come rushing back and they need urgent professional treatment.
5) We all know a player who:
Gets completely frustrated when playing against pimples. They beat all the best attacking players in the league but as soon as they come against a bit of pimple they have no idea what to do. Then frustration and anger kicks in...
6) We all know a player who:
Serve practices for hours on end but when it comes to a match they can't serve to save their life.
7) We all know a player who:
Hits the ball about 5 times harder than anyone else. After you've finished a match with them you have more bruises than you get from a day out paintballing.
8) We all know a player who:
Knocks up like they're Ma Long, but when it comes to a match they cannot hit a barn door with a banjo!
9) We all know a player who:
Is a really bad loser. Off the table they are great but as soon as they lose they throw all their toys out the pram and it takes them half an hour before they will talk to anyone.
10) We all know a player who:
Sweats excessively and when you change ends you're standing in a puddle. Then at the end of the match the dreaded handshake! The handshake that feels more like your shaking a Dolphin's fin then the hand of a human being.
Who knows a player like this?! Tag them in and say which one they are. Have fun! Which one have we missed out? Comment below.
Written by: TTD content writer Tom Jeffcott
1) We all know a player who:
Buys every table tennis blade and rubber under the sun but still cannot choose what to use! Just pick one set up and go with it!!! One week they're using an offensive plus blade with tenergy the next they're using a hardbat with long pimples, don't worry though this new setups definitely the one. That is of course until the next week when they try their team mates new bat...
2) We all know a player who:
Complains about everything when they play badly. They come up with every excuse possible other then it just being their fault of course. If it’s not their bat, it’s the ball, it’s the table, it's the lights, it's the venue etc.. The list just goes on and on. To be fair to them though, that slight breeze coming from under the door about 5 tables down from where they're playing that they felt at 2 all in the first set is definitely why they lost.
3) We all know a player who:
Celebrates over excessively or goes absolutely nuts after they win a big point.
Photo by: Lawrence Lustig
4) We all know a player who:
Always has some sort of injury or illness that they make sure everyone knows about before they start playing. Weird how If they win they've suddenly made a miraculous recovery. Problem is if they lose the next match all the symptoms come rushing back and they need urgent professional treatment.
5) We all know a player who:
Gets completely frustrated when playing against pimples. They beat all the best attacking players in the league but as soon as they come against a bit of pimple they have no idea what to do. Then frustration and anger kicks in...
6) We all know a player who:
Serve practices for hours on end but when it comes to a match they can't serve to save their life.
7) We all know a player who:
Hits the ball about 5 times harder than anyone else. After you've finished a match with them you have more bruises than you get from a day out paintballing.
8) We all know a player who:
Knocks up like they're Ma Long, but when it comes to a match they cannot hit a barn door with a banjo!
9) We all know a player who:
Is a really bad loser. Off the table they are great but as soon as they lose they throw all their toys out the pram and it takes them half an hour before they will talk to anyone.
10) We all know a player who:
Sweats excessively and when you change ends you're standing in a puddle. Then at the end of the match the dreaded handshake! The handshake that feels more like your shaking a Dolphin's fin then the hand of a human being.
Who knows a player like this?! Tag them in and say which one they are. Have fun! Which one have we missed out? Comment below.
Written by: TTD content writer Tom Jeffcott