If the good squad would show up at the club, I would show Abe a move he never saw before. I would be there at the door right before they make their sudden rush and stop them in their tracks by looking all deranged, disheveled, and with my shorts around my ankles. I would shout real loud and crazy and demand that they pay $23 IMMEDIATELY for overdue parking before I pee all over them! (and I would have hand on target at the ready)
No good squad would want to get peed on, so they would stop, fumble for & cough up the money, and then go about their business (or get peed on, which would be the ultimate disgrace for them) That would give plenty of time for Carl and Abe to give 'em the slip. Me, I would look so crazy they wouldn't think it would be me. I would take their money and mosey on down to the veggie juice bar and enjoy a juice at the rendezvous while the Goon squad searches in futility.
3 minutes later, we would all be laughing our azz off at the juice bar over the inept goon squad, but it was a close call, more than the other ones.