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Can we start calling Tom “Mr. Metaphor”?? Seriously, that guy has likened himself to a frog, his opponent to moonstone, the german to a steam train, his weekend to a roller coaster, the german to a cereal bar, the captain to an electric eel, the PR’s blocks to a greyhound, the german to a mercedes (instead of a skoda), pressure to an ice cream, the manager to an eagle, one of the german's returns to a ballet, and now the german’s block to a jigsaw puzzle. And I’ve probably forgotten some!