How often does this happen to you?
"Hey wasup Tony im in need of a big favor. Im in xxxxx. I luv ping pong a lot bt i dnt hv a gud bat t show ma skilz wel. Iv tryd t luk for 1 bt found none dey r expensive bt i dnt hv cash. Dont u hv an old gud bat dat u cud gv m pliz"
1 - no idea what...
