Au revoir mon amie Madamoseille Darker Speed 90.

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It has been six years since you came to me. It was an on and off relationship we had going on. In between us, there was Ariel, Ms Long, Ms Primorac and a few others. We only went exclusive about three years ago.

However, I had an epiphany today and I have decided to retire you permanently. Why? You may ask...

And the answer is:

1. There is no more Darker Speed 90 anymore. No amount of money can replace you. Hence you are last of the kind. It is best you are kept on a pedestal and to be admired rather to be used and risk damaging an irreplaceable heirloom.
2. Hence from this day forth, you will sit pretty in my drawer with occasional non-competitive play.
3. For competitive play, my son's Acoustic shall be my new weapon of choice.

So, once again Madamoseille Darker, au revoir and happy retirement!

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