Good info. The OP might be happiest with a thinner more modern 7 ply honestly. Thinner 7plys are the new 5 plus lol. All wood feels good and a thinner 7ply would still be a speed boost. The Falck you mention, a Tibhar Bernadette Szocs or a Stiga Clipper (not the older thicker ones) could all be...
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I use DMSO on muscles that don't want to get better. It's worked really well for me, but u need to wash the area with distilled water. A trainer told me they use it on really stubborn muscle injuries