You are actually required to have umpires in clubs here. The more teams you have the more umpires are needed. We are at five teams here atm, but once the six-players-teams are cut we will have to register at least one more team and then we will need two umpires. By that time I will have become...
I have never heard of something like that in Germany and I would ditch that club. Sure, four of our six tables are basically new compared to the other two, but no one ever asks someone to swap tables because of that.
I have custom made ones for street and sports shoes. Not sure how it is in your country, but I went to my orthopedist, told me I have two different and bad feet and should wear insoles. Now I get them made once a year at a medical supply store.
I will make a post soon about the women's Bundesliga. Dachau, her club, doesn't stream unfortunately, but you can watch her play doubles and singles from their recent match against Weinheim @LordPippington.
No one else available from the first team. Mladenovic is probably on his way to Singapore already to prepare for the Smash qualifiers. The club is giving away a free drink for everyone to apologize for the circumstances.