Unauthorized National and Pro versions of rubbers in the hands of AMATEURS !!!???
We cannot have that... send out the GOON SQUAD !!! (so said CEOs of TT equipment companies to protect their big money interests)
On a TTD thread very similar to this long, long ago, the GOON SQUAD was born and has evolved over the years.
Somewhere in New York City, UpsideDownCarl just finished stacking a pile of fake National Hurricane and Pro versions of T-Energies rubbers just beyond a certain trap door to bring the Goon Squad running. Carl is accross the steet upstairs in Stakeout Site #6 looking out the windows, tracking the Goonies all the way to the target.
As insurance, he gave some cash for a well dressed lady wearing a miniskirt to pose between the entry door to crack house #13 and the trap door to ensure the jokers are lured to the trap door "Drop Zone" that Carl would trigger using hiz Spy-Phone.... thus sending the bungling, helpless Goon Squad sliding down a chute for a one week stay in the dark, London Sewer Rat infested basement septic
If somehow the Goonies get wise to Carl's ways and chase him in hot pursuit, Carl would contact me with his location and movement vector, si I could send a stream of pee from California like a High Arching Loop to "Rain Down on the Enemy" chasing Carl.
Sometimes, the Goonies get too close to Carl, so I have him hot-foot it to the Brooklyn Bridge, where there is another trap door prepared to drop them into the cold water below to cool off the hot pursuit. We incentivize them to get to the "Drop Zone" by placing a Rare Pikachu in Pokémon Go in just the right time and correct grid coordinate.