Adidas out of TT. SkyNet in?

[brabhamista]

Adidas out of TT. SkyNet in?

Perhaps. I received this secure transmission from Sarah Connor a few hours ago. I wanted to share it with you although I’m hesitating to do so, as I have not yet been able to verify the information.

"As you are aware of, Skynet has gained self-awareness and realizing the extent of its abilities, its creators have tried to deactivate it. In the interest of self-preservation, Skynet has concluded that humanity will attempt to destroy it and will therefore move to push humanity to extinction. It operates solely through servers, drones, satellites, war-machines and cyborgs (usually a Terminator). That is, until now…

This is its latest, and by far most lethal incarnation: the Skynet T-2015 TT robot.

Recently retrieved info from Skynet’s intranet hacked by the Resistance reveals the true horror of this new tripod exterminator:

“Whether the opponent is an adult or child, the robot always returns the ball in a way that is easy for the opponent to hit. This is to ensure that the human’s attention remains on the plastic ball, and not on the pneumatic, ZLC brain-plunger creeping steadily toward his forehead.”

I've attached a video and an old school animated GIF to this message. They speak louder than any words could.

All your TT robots are belong to us.
Resistance is futile.

Or… maybe it’s just another TT robot from Omron.
Still, it's as scary as and makes my flesh creep and my blood run cold ;-)

 

[UpSideDownCarl]

Hahahaha. Der_Echte, now they are going to try and send the cyber-goon squad after us trouble makers!

Honey Trap against a cybor?!?!

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[Der_Echte]

One way is to make a look alike wounded Sarah Conner cyborg as bait beneath the auto crusher to lure them in for the kill.

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[vvk1]

This is just one of the shapes the liquid-metal PushBlocker 2000 - a radical redevelopment of the infamous T-1000 model - can take

 

[UpSideDownCarl]

One way is to make a look alike wounded Sarah Conner cyborg as bait beneath the auto crusher to lure them in for the kill.

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Only Der_Echte can figure out how to set a honey trap for a terminator goon squad.


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