Young kid and/or 2x Inverted player who avoids LP players: (Crying and Sobbing) Whaeh-whaeh... I just lost to an LP player who is unathletic and uses slippery pips, and just sticks his LP pips on BH out there worse than a chicken wing and I cannot figure out how to attack his return and I make error after error !!!! I just crapped in my drawers and I need you to clean it up for me - I am incapable !!! Whaeh Whaeh !!!
LP players: Friggin' learn how to play table tennis and wipe ur own azz !!!
ITTF prez at the time: We hear you, although NONE of the professional players have problems with LP at the top level and drool at the prospect of an easy match victory vs a frictionless Pips player, we will make equipment rules that literally every nation copy/pastes into their own natl assn laws so you do not have to face a slippery LP player in your club or sanctioned tourneys !!!
LP players: Dammit, gotta buy and try 100 rubbers and figure out how to play table tennis again... OK, after all these years of trying, I figured out how to play 1500-2200 USATT level again with friction pips. Bring it on U 2x inverted attackers, try and take this battery off my shoulder !!!
Young kid and/or 2x Inverted player who avoids LP players: (Crying and Sobbing) Whaeh-whaeh... I just lost to an LP player who is unathletic and uses ITTF legal friction LP pips... Dammit, he gets the ball back and it is weird and slow and I cannot figure out the timing and spin !!! So I blindly attack the return out of position, out of timing with no leverage and I miss and miss !!!! Whaeh-Whaeh !!! Someone at USATT MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS !!!
NO FAIR ARRRHHH !!!!
OK, now I am off to my room to Boost all my H3s and pro Tenergies and make a gazillion threads all about it and talk about all rubbers and ways to boost 'em... more rubbers to boost than there are Pokemon to catch.
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We can talk all day about this until the cows come home, but it is pretty much like I wrote above.
Figure out how to play TT already.
YOU are responsible and accountable for your play and results -NOT SOME GOVERNMENT> Table Tennis is NOT Socialism or Communism or CRT or Equity of outcome without the work. The Govt is not ur daddy. The govt has no place or duty for coddling you.