Here is my problem. I see how these guys let you save face and act like you were just "chitchatting". Part of me is okay with you saving face but I think you saying this is a rhetorical question is a dishonest answer. And you have already explained, in the past, more than once, what is wrong with how you write things.
One time, didn't you say, something like: "I exaggerate things to illicit a response!"
So, here, let me break this down. You said:
If this was really just you saying how you played today it probably would have just been this:
"Today my forehand shots were consistently going off the end. Smashes and loops alike. I think it was just a bad day."
Or, more concise:
"Today I just had a bad day on the table."
The stuff I edited out is just an attempt at baiting people into a response. You actually haven't said anything that is worthy of a response. But then your inner drama queen decides that you want attention even though you don't really have anything to say.
So, the question, and the statements that set up your question, are simply disingenuous.