Krash Landing in Krooklyn: Der_Echte Breaks the City 1.6

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Sponsorship might get revoked ! I don't see a nexy or a table tennis daily logo in this press release!

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Now you see the Nexy Logo?



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There you go ... !! is OSPH in the house , or finding familial excuses to hide from the goon squad !

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That is OSPH and 42&BP playing doubles vs SmashFan and Der_Meister.



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2AM the mission is over, Goon Squad management of the place kicked us out. Took 20 minutes to say goodbyes.

I got a lot of good friends who would come out on a work night to meet me and help me have fun.

They put up with me being cranky in 2 games I got upset at loud noises when really I had the bad attitude griping loudly about noise. They get it, I didn't good friends they are.

PP Holic had great touch and I couldn't touch him. Sure, I was zombie out for 2 days before I even showed up, but what the heck, that never stopped me before. Good skillz by PP Holic.

Even better is this NYC Goon Squad brotherhood of TT players really has it going on in NYC, good stuff.
 
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Christmas came in July.

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I sense danger coming close! It is the dark knight from Tibhar....KJH with his Karis weapon arsenal. Will he bring his gun, minigun or big misiles? Maybe I should bring my weapons Tenergy 05, 64 and 80? I definitely need to do something. /OSP V+
 
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OK NYC Goon Squad Member #1200 (see what i did there ttmonster? ; ) with an AAR (After Action Report):

Good was the table tennis, better was the laughs/chat/fun, best was the NYC Goon Squad brotherhood/love/support that assembled at the secret target site to go on another mission with Der_Meister!

Deepest gratitude to Captain Carl for organizing a most successful NYC Goon Squad mission! Was surprised to see Lt. SmashFan reported for the mission. Capt Carl deemed that on a need-to-know-basis and if he told me earlier he woulda hadda kill me. So Private OSPH is still alive and ready for the next mission.

Lieutenant SmashFan, Lt PingPongHolic, Sgt 42andbackpains, and I chatted before we got a table. Capt Carl arrived stealthily and coulda killed the 4 of us... i was negligent in my sentry duties :( We started off with a pitcher of beer, french fries and poppers awaiting the triumphant return of Der_Meister to NYC. Capt Carl and Lt PPH went on a recon to escort and protect Der_Meister from the Goon Squad tracking him. True to form, Der was able to navigate successfully to site passing, escaping the trailing Goons and via walkie talkie informed Carl and PPH that they were looking for love in all the wrong places as he passed them by and they didn't notice him!

After chat and food, we proceeded with the mission plans at 23:10 (11:10pm). Played for ~90 mins when we were kicked out and all of us said we could keep playing!

Good TT! I was the weakest link there. Capt Carl and Sgt 42&bp way above me. Der, SmashFan and PPH easily the best of the best there. It always amazes me that good players have "the eye" and able to see my mistakes and gave me advice. I didn't play in 3 weeks or so. Totally playing old long strokes with a fast racket/bouncy rubber which needed the shorter strokes and meeting the ball earlier.

No ventilation there, we sweated profusely. Have some video... didn't remember to clear out some movies i had on my phone for commute to work/home. Ran out of space. Also, bad angle, not ideal venue to film.

Drove PPH and 42&bp home, got home at 2am... showered and hit the sack at 2:30. Woke up as a zombie and came to work to report in :) Will upload vids tonight.

Deepest gratitude to 42&backpains, SmashFan, PingPongHolic, Carl and Der for a memorable evening!
 
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Nobody can accuse you of dereliction of duties Lt. OSPH , I see you have immediately started filling the field report as commissioned by Der_Meister . Good job !
Waiting for more media to arrive , only one point of advise from me , clean up your phone whenever you hear Der_Meister on the walkie talkie else you will miss recording historic trouble making ...
OK NYC Goon Squad Member #1200 (see what i did there ttmonster? ; ) with an AAR (After Action Report):

Good was the table tennis, better was the laughs/chat/fun, best was the NYC Goon Squad brotherhood/love/support that assembled at the secret target site to go on another mission with Der_Meister!

Deepest gratitude to Captain Carl for organizing a most successful NYC Goon Squad mission! Was surprised to see Lt. SmashFan reported for the mission. Capt Carl deemed that on a need-to-know-basis and if he told me earlier he woulda hadda kill me. So Private OSPH is still alive and ready for the next mission.

Lieutenant SmashFan, Lt PingPongHolic, Sgt 42andbackpains, and I chatted before we got a table. Capt Carl arrived stealthily and coulda killed the 4 of us... i was negligent in my sentry duties :( We started off with a pitcher of beer, french fries and poppers awaiting the triumphant return of Der_Meister to NYC. Capt Carl and Lt PPH went on a recon to escort and protect Der_Meister from the Goon Squad tracking him. True to form, Der was able to navigate successfully to site passing, escaping the trailing Goons and via walkie talkie informed Carl and PPH that they were looking for love in all the wrong places as he passed them by and they didn't notice him!

After chat and food, we proceeded with the mission plans at 23:10 (11:10pm). Played for ~90 mins when we were kicked out and all of us said we could keep playing!

Good TT! I was the weakest link there. Capt Carl and Sgt 42&bp way above me. Der, SmashFan and PPH easily the best of the best there. It always amazes me that good players have "the eye" and able to see my mistakes and gave me advice. I didn't play in 3 weeks or so. Totally playing old long strokes with a fast racket/bouncy rubber which needed the shorter strokes and meeting the ball earlier.

No ventilation there, we sweated profusely. Have some video... didn't remember to clear out some movies i had on my phone for commute to work/home. Ran out of space. Also, bad angle, not ideal venue to film.

Drove PPH and 42&bp home, got home at 2am... showered and hit the sack at 2:30. Woke up as a zombie and came to work to report in :) Will upload vids tonight.

Deepest gratitude to 42&backpains, SmashFan, PingPongHolic, Carl and Der for a memorable evening!
 
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Nobody can accuse you of dereliction of duties Lt. OSPH , I see you have immediately started filling the field report as commissioned by Der_Meister . Good job !

#OHMYGUOYUEHUA ... impersonating an officer is a dishonorable discharge! I'm just a Private!

Capt Carl and General Der - go easy on Lt ttmonster, he didn't know!

Waiting for more media to arrive , only one point of advise from me , clean up your phone whenever you hear Der_Meister on the walkie talkie else you will miss recording historic trouble making ...

I had martial arts prior to the Goon Squad mission and had filmed some of our sparring. Duly noted ... will clear up space when Der is in town.

side note: so into the moment, didn't remember to try out Karis-M.
 
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.... fine print : even though the mission was a roaring success you miserably failed in achieving your objectives !!!! .... was by any chance the name of the mission "Saving Private OSPH"
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#OHMYGUOYUEHUA ... impersonating an officer is a dishonorable discharge! I'm just a Private!

Capt Carl and General Der - go easy on Lt ttmonster, he didn't know!



I had martial arts prior to the Goon Squad mission and had filmed some of our sparring. Duly noted ... will clear up space when Der is in town.

side note: so into the moment, didn't remember to try out Karis-M.
 
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This is hilarious stuff , you guys make the perfect deadly duo of making videos , you guys should produce more .... btw, this was filmed yesterday night or today morning ? just trying to get an idea the amount of alc in the blade :p
Here, is footage from the AM portion of the mission.

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A few memorable shots I recall (most likely not captured to video though :( )

42&bp - wicked FH/BH loops ... i'm thinking i can block them and let him loop only to be proven time and time again, don't let him loop lolol

SmashFan - many FH and BH smashes! think i may have met someone who loves to smash more than me :)

PingPongHolic does a Liu Guo Liang pick attack ... when i saw it though my kneejerk reaction is a 'superman punch' from MMA. Many wicked fast FH loops that just takes off

Der - many Rambo loops as well as BH down the line

Carl returns a Der Rambo loop! (i believe i have video) - also wicked loop to 42&bp -- think i have vid also.

I had a very lucky punch in doubles ... ball was high, for whatever reason , i didn't step around for FH smash, but punched it. Also had a lucky deep angled 2nd ball push in doubles.
 
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This is hilarious stuff , you guys make the perfect deadly duo of making videos , you guys should produce more .... btw, this was filmed yesterday night or today morning ? just trying to get an idea the amount of alc in the blade :p

Those are legitimate hangovers you are seeing. That is just after my daughter left for her theater camp. Der got to meet my daughter. But he didn't get to see that she is as much of a troublemaker as either of us.

He did get to see that, as soon as he started talking about TT, she ran away without a second's thought about protocol or hospitality. She flew out the door and Der's penchant for talking about TT may even have gotten her to the rehearsal for her play on time.

And that freed Der and UpSideDown to deal with TT equipment.

Our location is quarantined area #4.01 in the labyrinth of the secret hideout: code name sector 13.


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