Cheating in Table Tennis

[Suga D]

SugaD, Don't believe EVERYTHING Carl sez, heck, the government is less filled with crap in what they say, and we all know how full of it they are.

If anyone believes Carl got hiz pile of rubberz from a secret handshake, go right ahead. he prolly did a shake-down on the manufacturers. Didn't anyone notice where Carl went last week? He posted photos of himself in Cape cod, but he was REALLY in Tamasu (That is BTY) and DHS headquarters telling their CEOs it would be a good idea to supply Carl with a small sum of rubbers before certain vids Carl took with hiz Spy-Phone hit the internetz. A few rubbers is indeed a very small price. Heck, just talking to a laywer few 10 minutes costs moar. The CEOs are not stupid.

Ahahahaaa. Exactly. Those pics were just too nice. I knew there was something behind it...

Carl, those beautiful pics of them dunes at the beach were just too obvious...
I know you can do better than that. Next time.
You guys won't let one single day pass by without makin' me lol or at least smile hard. Thanks for that. It's really a pleasure to be here.

 

[Der_Echte]

YUp, Suga D, watch out for Carl, he has one real bad-azz phone, it has the ability to change names every time I quote a post he sent from it.

 

[UpSideDownCarl]

If anyone believes Carl got hiz pile of rubberz from a secret handshake, go right ahead. he prolly did a shake-down on the manufacturers.

Darn it. We can't give away all our secrets or tell people how we get products by agreeing to release the goon squad from the septic tank at the secret hideout.

Uh-Oh! Did I just spill the beans! Ooooops. I shouldn't've said that! Should I? Now if we let people know that the secret hideout is in the abandoned building on 2nd Street in Park Slope Brooklyn, we'll be in big trouble! OMG. There I go again!

Good thing that the secret entrances periodically change locations so that our comings and goings can't be tracked.

I won't let anyone know about the locations for the entrance in Philly or DC that lead right into the secret hideout via the teleport and how we've been secretly training up for the big Labor Day hijinks. Wait! Did I just do it again?

One thing I will say is that I was successful at doing the shakedown for some new rubbers and in a few days time I will be testing out the Tibhar Evolution MX-P and FX-P. And will also have a few snazzy new racket cases from the NexyUSA.com.

Those will be the top secret Pro, National, Paul Drinkhall versions that Paul doesn't even know exist. So they will be so good it will be almost like cheating.

But remember Der....whatever else you do......don't reveal the secret handshake. Otherwise we are in trouble.


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[Der_Echte]

Darn it. We can't give away all our secrets or tell people how we get products by agreeing to release the goon squad from the septic tank at the secret hideout.

Uh-Oh! Did I just spill the beans! Ooooops. I shouldn't've said that! Should I? Now if we let people know that the secret hideout is in the abandoned building on 2nd Street in Park Slope Brooklyn, we'll be in big trouble! OMG. There I go again!

Good thing that the secret entrances periodically change locations so that our comings and goings can't be tracked.

I won't let anyone know about the locations for the entrance in Philly or DC that lead right into the secret hideout via the teleport and how we've been secretly training up for the big Labor Day hijinks. Wait! Did I just do it again?

One thing I will say is that I was successful at doing the shakedown for some new rubbers and in a few days time I will be testing out the Tibhar Evolution MX-P and FX-P. And will also have a few snazzy new racket cases from the NexyUSA,com.

Those will be the top secret Pro, National, Paul Drinkhall versions that Paul doesn't even know exist. So they will be so good it will be almost like cheating.

But remember William....whatever else you do......don't reveal the secret handshake. Otherwise we are in trouble.


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Hmmm, Classic Carl LOOKING like he is spilling beans and in truth laying down false trail, LOTS of them, so much even someone close to him gets confused. This is hte kind of trouble carl has got to go through just to do something simple, like enjoy watching Goon squad try to escape his septic tank.

Carl has a real easy time getting the Goon Squad to confess to everything, that is how he had so much leverage over those powerful CEOs.

The Goon Squad was so eager to get outta that dark septic tank with nothing to eat except London Sewer Rats, they even agreed to immediately shoot a Gangnam Style vid with them all in a line arms around Carl doing hte Horse Dance, of course AFTER Carl brought in the Fire Dept to turn on a fire hydrant and have 4 Firemen hold the hose to douse the crap off the Goon Squad and a change of clothes.

 

[Der_Echte]

By the way, you might have noticed that I promote the fist bump more often these days at the club.

I use other signals like the way I roll up the arm sleeve, flex bicep, and kiss it when a 50 yr old scores a point on a hard hit FH. You got to get ALL step right and on time in correct rhythm, or the company rep knows you are impostor wannabe.

 

[UpSideDownCarl]

Hmmm, Classic Carl LOOKING like he is spilling beans and in truth laying down false trail, LOTS of them, so much even someone close to him gets confused.

Hey, is that Ma Long over there? Godda Go!


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[UpSideDownCarl]

The Goon Squad was so eager to get outta that dark septic tank with nothing to eat except London Sewer Rats, they even agreed to immediately shoot a Gangnam Style vid with them all in a line arms around Carl doing hte Horse Dance, of course AFTER Carl brought in the Fire Dept to turn on a fire hydrant and have 4 Firemen hold the hose to douse the crap off the Goon Squad and a change of clothes.

Don't forget the guys from Buckingham Palace brought in to be in the video with those uniforms and helmets. Wait, London Sewer Rats....Buckingham Palace....someone might start thinking that the secret hideout is actually somewhere in London instead of in Brooklyn. Nope. Not in London. Nope. We import the Sewer Rats and the guys in the funny helmets. Don't even think about it. Secret hideout is in Krooklyn.

 

[Der_Echte]

Gang Nam Style is Carl's theme music when he enters SPiN Manhattan.

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[Der_Echte]

... and he enters doing the Horse Dance with his shirt off.

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[UpSideDownCarl]

... and he enters doing the Horse Dance with his shirt off.

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Darn, now everyone knows why the hot hostesses, waitresses and bartenders are all so into me.

 

[Der_Echte]

Carl also has this tattooed on his back...

 

[UpSideDownCarl]

Carl also has this tattooed on his back...

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There is a reason this incident occurred:

See. I am actually the guy in DTop's video who says he only cheats when he knows he can get away with it. I don't know how he found the clips from those interviews. I thought I had them swept under the carpet!

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[Der_Echte]

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