Maybe he should burn a zlc blade. And post video, bc it would be cool to see how that stuff burns.
Plus when you sacrifice it is supposed to be a *fatted* calf, not a scrawny five-ply calf that wasn't going to make it through the winter anyway.
Brs has achieved an impressive level of enlightenment. Indeed, the Table Tennis Gods would find the spectacle of a flaming ZLC blade pleasing, and posting such a video here would most certainly solve brokenball's net/edge problem, and probably go so far as to strike fear into the hearts of his future opponents who would then be subjected themselves to veritable blizzards of edge balls (when the score is 10-9).
The recommended procedure would be to include some old cellulose balls in the mixture with gasoline (petrol), and no cheap fake blades from Aliexpress either.
Ba'al has spoken.
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I should add as an edit that Carl raised the possibility that brokenball has violated Rule 51, which would be a truly terrifying allegation -- if it was true. However, I prefer to think the best of TTD members such as brokenball, and should hasten to point out that it could instead be a violation of Rule
44. You are not allowed to subject your playing partners to crappy balls. Buy new ones when the old ones are no longer round or if the surface has lost all friction.
TTD members can see how that would make a great deal of sense -- accompanied of course with a violation of Rule 6 (Harden the f^^k up) for even even daring to mention the nets and edges his opponents get.
Either way the correct remedy is the same and was indicated by Brs and in my earlier comments.
Ba'al has spoken again.