NextLevel said:
In any case, I don't want to hijack the thread. It's really the thread into an analysis of Internet perceptions of TT instructions and I am okay if Siva wants it to continue in that direction which he started a while back.
Did I hear the word Hi_Jack ???
What ??? Carl got hiz azz stuck in a crack again with a full posse of Goon Squad about to crawl up hiz tail?
Carl, you can't be serious. You are obviously trying to funnel the Goon Squad to the old nasties of Ur trap door or the hole on the Brooklyn Bridge. The Goon Squad is adapting to that stuff like anti-biotic resistant bacteria.
Carl, you have the solution in Ur hands alread RIGHT NOW - the super-powerful NSA Spy phone. With it, you can reprogram the data on anyone's smart phone in an instant.
Don't you know the Goon Squads are playing Pokemon GO on their spare time (really on duty time !!) ???
Why don't you google the coordinates for the spot 10 feet to the west of the hole in the Brooklyn bridge and start Hi-Tailing it that way pronto. You know where the hole it, simply step an inch to the right.
Beam those coordinates to the smart phones of the entire crew as the location for PIKACHU in their Pokemon GO. To save civilian population, delay that transmission until you are just past the drop zone. The Goon Squads' Smart Phones will go super crazy with loud alerts that Pikachu is sitting on the Brooklyn bridge ready to be caught.... and will stay there for only th emnext 2 minutes.
Like sheep in a trance, the Pokemon GO playing Goon Squad members will race to a spot 10 feet from where you told them Pikachu just popped up. You never saw humanity run so fast in your life, not even in the Olympics - Usain Bolt would swear he was walking backwards compared to that motivated heard of Goons speeding towards the trap.
They will stop 10 feet from the false location of Pikachu to all try to catch Pikachu with Pokeballz, but since their eyes are super-glued to their smart phone screens, they fail to see the outline of the trapdoor on the bridge. Once all of them stop together and engage in a Pokemon trainer battle to see who gets the right to catch Pikachu, you will be safely on the other side and utterly forgotten. You break out your binoculars and activate the trap door, and in ONE SHOT, you dunked the entire Goon Squad into the river once again.
They wont even notice until their phones short out from the river water.
Carl, you gotta start thinking on your feet dude.