So we went to, like, this tournament thing. There were a LOT of people (boysgirlswomenmen) dressed up in funny outfits, that for some or other reason did seem strangely unrelated to the primary reason of physical adornment, which is to enhance sexual attractivity of course.
The womengirls were groomed to perfection, every hair either in place or painstakingly removed and wore girly coloury outfits. Then again, so did the menboys, and in both cases the strange thing is, even the grownups wore SHORTS, apparently to give off the impression of being little children still. Another strange thing was, that while the girlwomym were groomed and dressed to a T, they had somehow TOTALLY neglected their body, subjecting it to GRUESOME physical regimes that wreaked havoc on that which makes the female body look luscious, curvy, female in appearance. Instead of what in Modern parlance is referred to as `sexy', these bodies were trained for ATHLETICISM and were hence sleek, slender, muscular, which is to say, how very unfemale.
The boysmen were even worse. They stubbornly applied extensive cloth to hide their gorgeous BUNS of STEEL and flawless PECS, yet did show off their overtrained, hideously grown out of proportion parts of their anatomy. That strange habit of adopting little children's dressing style accentuated that beyond repair.
Yet the worst thing of all was the lack of composure. Instead of graceful, modest and understated movement performed in full serenity, there was frantic waving, jumping accompanied by shouting and grimacing, distorting facial features beyond grace and measure. The reason for this is, so it seems, an unchecked impulse to perform sporting rituals of one kind or other, thereby entirely ruining grace, composure. Some players in particular marvelled in high-pitched moaning, even; a strangely comical thing, coming from adults wearing children's clothing and very, very, UNMANLY at that.
One wonders what this world is coming to.
Tomorrow we will know who the the contenders for ML, FZD and XX are going to be.
