I had to create a diversion last time the Goon Squad tried to enter Abe's TTC, that Goon Squad thought I gave agold an unauthorized PRO version of FX-P... What the HECK ???!!! It says Pro Player Version on the packaging and the rubber itself and Paul Drinkhall himself will tell you that is authorized retail version.... SHEEZH...
I had to act all crazy for a few moments to give Abe and Carl time to bug outta there and get a head start after their epic wrestling match for the doctored Spartacus. I stood in front of the club entrance with my shorts around my ankles with my hand on my stuff at the ready shouting at them demanding a $23 USD parking fee or I would pee all over them RIGHT NOW. They weren't exactly keen to have me do that, so they took a minute, fumbled for and forked over the cash, and got by me. I pulled my stuff up and giggled my way to a veggie juicing joint around the corner, washed up in the loo, and enjoyed a veggie juice (paid for by the Goon Squad, Thanks!) while I waited for Abe and Carl to show up.
That just goes to show you it is a good thing to be prepared and have pre-determined rally points and wyas to slow 'em down. It was a close thing, another minute and they woulda been trapped in the TT Club and had to fight. Carl heard my shouting and knew it was me holding off the Goon Squad.
All of you can get your National and Pro versions of rubbers all you want, but even if you get by the counterfeiters and got a genuine product, you still gotta look out for the Goon Squads and be ready to employ some teamwork. if they get you one on one isolated, you could be in for it.